Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Thursday Thirteen. Southern Expressions. I could do a few of these. I have some family members (you know who you are) that I could write an entire Southern Expression Dictionary based on things that comes from their mouths.
Here is a Thursday Thirteen of some good "Southern Expressions"....

1."Won't hit a lick at a snake" = Lazy~~
2. "Burr in your saddle" = Angry~~
3."You better give your heart to Jesus, 'cause your butt is mine." = The fight is on!~~
4."Hotter than blue blazes" = one step below "hotter than hell"~~
5."Duck Fit" = one step above a "hissy fit"~~
6."Dying Duck Fit" = one step above a "duck fit"~~
7."Knickers in a knot" = Ticked off and on the edge of a "hissy fit"
8."Country as a turnip green"~~
9. "Drunk as a farmer"~~
10."Sober as a judge"~~
11."I'm hotter than a four-peckered billy goat."~
12."I'm so hungry I could eat the a** end out of a rag doll."~
13."I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a south-bound goat."~

and just for good measure...and because it is already so dang hot outside...."I'm sweatin' like a pregnant nun."

Happy Thursday Thirteen!

10 comments:

Always Been Different said...

"I'm sweatin' like a pregnant nun."
is REALLY sweatin!! LOL!

Love your TT! Too Funny!!!

Thanks for sharing

Equal Goes It said...

I love you better you give your heart to Jesus.

hahahahaha

:-)

Great list!

Picturing of Life said...

hmmm....learn something new in here :P

Visit me in here

Wani said...

I'm from the midwest... I don't think I use any cool catch phrases. I'm so boring!

Carol said...

I love living in Texas where folks really do speak like this!

Fun T-13!

Lisa said...

I am loving this. My kids have apparently been throwing Duck Fits all mornings!

Happy TT!

"J" said...

Okay...Let me give ya a good Texas one!

Worthless as tits on a bore hog! HA! =)

Oh here is another....
Feeding the chicken to watch it Sh*t! lol

HA HA HA
FUNNY!

amy said...

These are fabulous..Thanks for making me giggle. What a great blog!

Mines up as well!
Hubbys having a give away at his blog at www.valtool.blogspot.com

Hope you will visit us both!

bernieg1 said...

Interesting 13. Mine is Eat, Drink and be Merry - 13 Last Words, Excerpt: Judaism instructs us to enjoy the simple gifts that God gives in the present world. Eat, drink and be merry. Enjoy this life, on this Earth, in this time. I have collected for your enjoyment the last words of some of our more famous fellow human beings involving food or drink before they died.

Tammy said...

What a great and very TRUE post! I absolutely love being Southern!!!