Think You Know It All?

For those of you who thought you knew everthing....Here's a refresher course!
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Oh go ahead...I'll wait..

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Donkeys kill more people annually Than plane crashes or shark attacks.

What an ass....
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Now I have a great excuse for my afternoon nap!
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

That may be about the time I grow my own pair of nuts. Hope not....I am working on it.

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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
( I told Big Daddy that mustache's were NOT in or sexy. Sorry Tom Selleck.)
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

I am going use that reduction in my annual grocery budget, see how it fingures in there. Hey, my family is largly Italian. They eat alot of olives.

That fishing boat is looking more assesible with each olive we don't eat.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women. What does this tell you!)
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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

I use cold water to wake up myhusband. That always works....but I will try throwing an apple at him while he sleeps. It's worth a try.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

No offense, Jen-Dust Bunny Hostage. I really dont think that of you.
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first ' Marlboro Man.'

The Artist (my BIL) as well as some certain bloggers at a recent bloggers meeting take note.
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Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
Sounds like what grown men of the "he man woman haters club" bring into the meetings for snacks.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.

(who tried this...and why?)
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now! Excuse me while I go and give the bathroom another cleaning with clorox--which incidentially is on my list of "most valuable brand"))

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Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.'
(who thinks up this stuff???)

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
Always keep smiling. Makes 'em wonder what you've been up to!