A Christmas Story Quiz

To say that I am obsessed with the Christmas movie, A Christmas Story wouldn't be an understatement. For me, it ranks right up there with my Seinfeld obsession. I have the decorations, the collectables figures, the movie, and of course a leg lamp in my husband's office.
I thought I would have a little fun today and have a quiz of A Christmas Story and see what you all may remember from the movie (that just so happens to run on TBS 24 hours from Christmas Eve to Christmas Day each year). If you see perhaps even half of those airrings (like my fmaily does), I will bet you can score pretty high in this quiz.
Leave your answers in the comments. I will post correct answers tomorrow.
We shall see who earns bragging rights!
Good Luck!
(If you plan to watch the movie trailer, be sure to pause the music that airs in my sidebar)


1. When Ralphie is sitting on Santa's lap his mind goes blank and he can't remember what he wants for Christmas. What does Santa suggest he bring Ralphie?
Some nice Tinker Toys
A nice football
A nice bicycle
A nice choo choo train

2. What does Ralphie say Flick saw, by the candy store?
Squirrels
Grizzly Bears
Robbers
Bigfoot

3. What is the name of Ralphie's teacher?
Mrs. Heals
Mrs. Shields
Mrs. Shielding
Mrs. Sheedy

4. What color eyes did Ralphie say the bully Scut Farkus had?
Yellow
Black
Red
White

5. What is Chinese turkey?
A chicken
A duckbill platypuss
A rooster
A duck

6. What grade did Ralphie get on his "What I Want For Christmas" theme?
C+
C-
B+
A+

7. When Ralphie is daydreaming about being blind, how does he say it happened?
red cabbage poisoning
he never wore his glasses
he shot his eyes out
soap poisoning

8. When Ralphie and Randy go see Santa, what time is the store supposed to close?
10 o'clock
9 o'clock
8 o'clock
7 o'clock

9. Who made Ralphie's bunny suit?
Aunt Clara
His mother
Aunt Carol
Grandma Carol

10. Where does Ralphie's dad hide the BB gun?
behind the desk
behind the couch
behind the Christmas tree
under the couch


11. How many times a day had Ralphie heard his old man use the "F" word?
20
100
10
50

12. In how many years had Ralphie's mother not had a hot meal for herself?
20
4
15
12

13. How many children were shown sitting on Santa's lap before Ralphie sat on his lap?
None
You never see Santa in the movie
Ralphie was the first one in line
more than 2

14. To what letter and number does Ralphie set his Little Orphan Annie decoder pin for his first secret message?
B2
C2
D2
G2

15. What was the name of the villain that Ralphie told would be pushing up daisies if he returned?
Butch Cassidy
Waco Kid
Black Bart
Black Beard

16. What was the name of the place where the Parkers ate their Christmas dinner?
Empire Buffet
Chop Suey Palace
Lo Mein Garden
Chop Suey Place

17. What did Ralphie's aunt think he was when she sent the pink bunny suit with the blue button eyes?
5 years old and a girl
4 years old and a girl
still a baby
an avid costume party attendant

18. What was the last sentence in Ralphie's Christmas theme?
A football is the worst present, second to a pink bunny suit.
I think a football is a terrible Christmas present.
I don't think that a football is a very good Christmas present.
Please, please I want a BB gun.

19. How many smelly hound dogs does Ralphie say the hillbilly neighbors have? At least....
675
685
785
775

20. When Ralphie says "My mother was about to make another brillant maneuver in the endless battle of the lamp," what does she do?
turns it off
unscrews the lightbulb
breaks it
unplugs it