Monday, July 14, 2008

There's a Hostage AND A Geisha in Bloggeritaville! by Jen

Well HELLO Bloggeritaville!

When Leigh asked me, Jen ,
the Dust Bunny Hostage to guest blog on her site, I just had one thing to say.

"I've gotta clean my kitchen."

stay with me people

Of course I was honored and said YES as well.

And I really did tell her I had to clean my kitchen.

I don't know about you, but I ALWAYS come up with something that I want to blog about when I am doing housework. It never fails. When I am making progress in my Dust Bunny Battle and Fight for Freedom, they send in the Tokyo Rose of Dust Bunnies. Miss Rose starts whispering Post ideas in my ear... A Dust Bunny Propaganda campaign.

As I was cleaning my kitchen, it hit me...there are things that I have wanted to talk about on my blog that I couldn't, for one reason or another. Hmmmmm, I could use this opportunity to share some of the stuff that I wouldn't DARE publish on my site.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! It could be like my Secret Blog. I mean, I don't ever talk about Ess Ee Ex on my site because my kids read and I want Grandchildren one day. I really don't want to warp them into sterility with THAT subject. Maybe I should talk about that! Bow Chica Wow Wow!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I could talk about the numerous issues that I have (excuse me while I spray some OUST! here). There are some things that you just don't want your friends, neighbors, and Blog Buds to know about, but over here? My SECRET BLOG!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I could talk about my annoying habit of saying things in threes!

Ok, I'll walk you through it... I just said Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! three different times. OK? Got me? Then I said that I have an annoying habit of saying things in threes.. OK? Got me? Ya Got me? OK.

Ba Dump Dump *ching*

What an opportunity! What a chance to share! What a crazy woman Leigh was to ask me to post on her Blog!

But then, as I was writing this, I realized that I had written enough. So, to summarize, I have basically done "The Seinfeld". A post about nothing. You know, just, nothing. Ingenious!

Cool, Huh? Huh?


Hey! One more thing... I have another, ahem, 'celebrity endorsement' for Leigh. The Traveling Geisha TOTALLY insisted that she get a cameo on this post since Leigh mentioned her the other day on Meet My Frans (Jeez, she really let it go to her head. She's been hard to live with ever since). The Traveling Geisha love LoVe LOVES Leigh.

And so do I!


TJ said...

Leigh, that's what ya get when Jen Hi-jacks your blog eh? Too much fun! I'm happy to ignore the third Geisha. Your blog rocks!

Charnita's Xpressions said...

Dust Bunny Hostage!!!!
You are hilarious.
I LOVE your post about nothing!!!!

Scarlet said...

Oh Jen, I so wanted you to talk about ess eeh ecks. ;)

Alisun said...

A post about nothing I love it how funny is this and the Geisha I missed you my sweet one.

Leigh said...

TJ-I love the Geisha. LOve her!

Charnita, Scarlet and Alisun-Dust bunny rocks. She so cool.

Travis said...

I'm glad I followed you over here Jen. One can never have too much wacko in a day!