Monday, October 22, 2007

Destroy your childrens jelly bracelets

At Flo's baby shower I was alerted of something I have not ever heard of. I am quite alarmed. From what I understand jelly bracelets are an issue at our local middle school, as well as schools across the country. Apparently, I have been living under a rock. The bracelets represent sexual favors that the CHILDREN (mind you) have accomplished. Yes, I did say middle school!!! Several women said that our local news station did a story on the issue. They also said that our kind city police officer, "OJ", confirmed this. I do not have official confirmation from her though, so cannot state that as fact. But I can say that I found multiple news stories on this. This kind of thing scares the crap out of me. I considered going up, packing up all of our belongings and moving to the furthest deserted island to protect my children. But, as bad as the world is, we have to WARN them. Talk to your children.
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