Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Lucy Lu the Shih Tzu's Personal Ad

Black and white female {shih tzu} looking for companionship from a male of the same breed. Not interested in a "long term" relationship. I have pedigree papers, am dedicated to good hygiene and ask the same of the opposite sex. I love treats, playing fetch, smiling and snuggling. Don't be fooled by my "diva-like" outwardly appearance, for on the inside I strive to please. I am looking for a kind gentleman shih tzu, preferably small in stature for an overnight rendezvous. If one thing leads to another, I promise to raise my family as a single loving parent. No strings attached (but if requested, I will grant custody of one puppy should anything come from our time together). If interested contact Lucy Lu through this web site. Serious inquires only.


Anonymous said...

Female cat name Novae looking for her companion for her sunset years. Not a fan of snuggling. Hates sports but good hygiene. Also fits the "small in stature" profile when totally shaved for summer and early spring shedding issues. Will share allergy meds.

Leigh said...

That is great! I hope that Novae will find someone too! LOL!

Anonymous said...

I am cracking up at this ad for Lucy Lu.

Anonymous said...

YOU crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are an amazing creative person!

Anonymous said...

It would appear to me cousin, that you have lost your damn mind.
Love ya
Andy M